Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr
She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr
by Chris Smurf June 14, 2010
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Summer Syndrome

An extreme desire to do nothing but party with great friends, hate on school, and listen to The Rocket Summer every waking moment.
Bro, I'm so sick of this routine schedule. I think I've got that summer syndrome. I can't focus on anything except The Rocket Summer's new album "Of Men and Angels" It's fantastic!!!!
by BrundynSummers February 23, 2010
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Hornak syndrome

Hornak syndrome is a clinical syndrome caused by an elevated ego. This disease affects both the reproductive system and the nervous system. Scientist argue that the Hornak syndrome may be a form of dementia. This incurable, degenerative, and terminal disease was first found in Germany. Currently there are experiments to control this disease, but the most efficient way is to leave the patient in quarantine because being around other people may increase the risk of the disease.

Symptoms:

The following list are the most common symptoms.

* Elevated ego
* The need to repeat yourself to feel important
* Excessive diarrhea
doctor: you have the Hornak syndrome
patient: really doctor! but I am awesome
doctor: well that is one of the symptoms, this is a serious disease
patient: oh no! did i ever tell you that I am awesome
doctor: you have, this repetitiveness is part of your disease, i am afraid to tell you that you are going to live for 2 months
patient: oh no, but i am too awesome to die..
by adelmontes69 November 17, 2009
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Downie Syndrome

n. A derogatory nickname for NHL player Steve Downie, who's play often makes one think he has extra chromosomes gumming up the decision making center of his brain.

n. A syndrome in which a hockey player does something stupid, similar to what Steve Downie probably would have done.
1. Downie Syndrome just took another pointless penalty and put us on a four minute penalty kill.

2. Did Tim Thomas just slash someone after the whistle? Is he suffering from Downie Syndrome?
by Steve Downie's Mother April 20, 2011
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Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.
Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.
by Caffeinated Beverage March 19, 2011
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weekend syndrome

When you're so burned out by all you've had to do Monday through Friday that you just want to party, watch TV, etcetera the whole weekend and are unwilling to do anything important.

In extreme cases, you might be so tired that you end up wasting the entire weekend by doing things that are not only unproductive, but not even particularly interesting.
JOE: Hey what'd you do this weekend?
STEVE: Saw two movies, partied, did nothing important had fun.
JOE: Well, it was a long week, so I guess weekend syndrome is okay.
BOB: I basically spent the whole weekend playing solitaire, watching random YouTube clips, and reading random trivia on Wikipedia. So not only did I waste the whole weekend, but I didn't even waste it on anything particularly interesting.
STEVE: Dude, that's extreme weekend syndrome. What the frick did you have to do during the week?
by Daedalus Suburbanus September 28, 2010
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Teen Syndrome

when one is to lazy to preform a task that is not even really considered work, such as getting up and changing the tv channel manually.
"oh man, Seinfeld is on"
"i don't wanna get up you?"
*lifts arm and moans*
"my friend, im afraid our teen syndrome has kicked in"
by Jazz Hammerhands March 12, 2009
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