slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013

Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

Dirty Neck Slip

The act of managing to crap in a bottle or narrow container on a road trip.

Whoo it stanks in here, did you dirty neck slip joe?

by Yo ya October 25, 2010

Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR

Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.

by ConW August 25, 2023

Zuckerbergian Slip

A typo where algorithmic prediction text corrects to subconscious thought

Juan: I put “prefer not to answer” on applications

Joe: I answer because I’m who’re
Joe: White
Joe: Wow
Joe: Steve really just made me type whore

Ah, the ol Zuckerbergian slip.

by s13coupe February 9, 2022

Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.

The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

by Kevbo1122 May 6, 2011