otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
A shot of rumplemintz
by conje June 06, 2021
Where you go to plant crops, spilt rails, and swap tails ‘round the fire ‘xcept when you lie around all day, then your friends are more like family and they’d begging you to stay
Person A: why do you talk about Santa Fe so much?
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!
Person B: So I can hop a palomino and ride in style!
by thaliathebi January 28, 2024
by peaktundra August 13, 2023
When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
by HOLLA CHINK December 16, 2010
When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 07, 2024