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roasting the trout

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....
by pin-up October 8, 2014
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roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
by peppper March 29, 2010
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Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.
by justaodthings April 10, 2025
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Truckie's Roast

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
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Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
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