The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.

Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.

by CRman March 3, 2022

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An Idiot and a hoe that doesn't get cues. She'll jump in front of a train, cry, and then walk away because she was never gonna stay. A Riley will always be on your side and then a day later be your enemy!!!

Did you see Riley today, shes been avoiding me since we hung out yesterday.

by BR0$K1 January 3, 2024

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An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

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The ultimate trickster god of chaos, when Riley begins to type in the chat one must be prepared for an onslaught of chaos trickster deeds, amid a titillating sea of knives. He had asserted his dominance over the Steven Universe “Lapidot” subcommunity a number of times. He currently has an undetermined amount of lives. Run while you can.

Come on, guys, let’s summon Riley by t-posing with knives.

by twentyseven_annonymousducks September 17, 2018

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