Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer October 31, 2023

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puppy den

Poor little puppy prison

Some meanie locked up a poor little Weiner dogs in a metal cage. covered with a blanket and called it a puppy den....

by Pimp Ferg Ť October 11, 2015

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puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.

Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.

by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014

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Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

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hush puppy

it means to be silent, to stop making any type of noise . or another meaning stop talking shit before i beat the fuck out of you and paralyze you for the rest of your miserable life.

hush puppy. that's all it takes two little words.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022

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