One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.

"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"

by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017

pump n run

When you pump gasoline and leave without paying for it.

I need some gas but I'm broke...Let's pull a pump n run.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

The Post Gym Pump

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.

You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"

by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019

pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016

Passenger Pickle Pump

When a passenger in the back of the car jerks off another passenger.

I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.

by CEcrew October 3, 2012