pulling an esma

To essentially become the biggest anchor known to man. Not even Zeus himself could lift it. Good for shoulder workouts on Thursdays.

Oh wow! You haven't done your part even though you've had more than enough time to complete the task and you have the nerve to show up to group meetings with a straight face? Damn, really pulling an Esma there.

by BroadShoulders September 18, 2017

Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

Pull a Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."

by xX C. P. Health Xx October 8, 2008

Pulling A Carlos

When you go into a discord chat but proceed to mute and deafen yourself for no reason whatsoever.

"Oh look Eli joined the call"
"Fuck, he's pulling a carlos"
"Of course he is, what an asshole"

by TexasHotPocket November 25, 2018

pulling a baca

In reference to the Paris Hilton court case, in which sheriff Lee Baca had befriended her grandfather and had accepted $1,000 from him a year earlier, thus explaining his kind behavior towards her jail sentence.

In ordinary terms: when someone befriends you because you offer them money. (Sort of like a hooker.)

You were never my friend, you were just pulling a baca on my ass!

by Christopher Gallo July 3, 2007

pull an Evony

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.

Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*

by Milo the Great July 15, 2010

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009