pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016

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Johnny Pump Nation

Johnny Pump Nation is a gang based out of Oakland County Michigan in metro Detroit, specifically in the city of Troy. founded in 2020 official membership of the gang is not known but has numerous members the bulk of the gang is scattered across the US and Canada they are a renegade faction who beefs with everybody including the entire city of Detroit and are at war with a lot of gangs and are only allied with 3 groups including GDs, Black stone guerrilas and the CIA

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by Johnny pump Gang September 7, 2023

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pump n run

When you pump gasoline and leave without paying for it.

I need some gas but I'm broke...Let's pull a pump n run.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

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Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."

by 3f24 February 15, 2019

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One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

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