Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

puffy pudding

The act of cumming inside a bad bitch's asshole while having her shit on your dick, and pulling it out and feeding it to her.

Bro, I just fed my girl a shitload of puffy pudding!

by ShinoB6 May 13, 2016

summer pudding

When you get a period clot in your pad

Kara: I had such a heavy period, I even got a summer pudding !

by HarryLast69 October 2, 2016

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

dirty puddin

When you tell them before getting off you been eating pineapples but instead you have been drinking mtn dew and smoking crack

Alie was all ready to get a load tobad it was dirty puddin

by Cam2racing December 10, 2016

nookie pudding

Nookie pudding is when you're doing anal and she craps on your dick. Then you put it In her pussy.

I met this chick last night and she begged me to give her a nookie pudding.

by Rusty magic January 7, 2017

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017