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grass orgasm

An orgasm you get seeing something peel off the grass leaving smoothed, usually dead grass.
Person 1: *peels bricks from grass*
Person 2: Oh man, that's giving me a grass orgasm!
by HannahTheFanta August 10, 2016
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Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.
Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)
"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"
by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022
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depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
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orgasm

something that you never had but wish you did.
Hey babe, what's an orgasm?

something that you never had-
by im mommy May 26, 2022
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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
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Political ambition-fueled orgasm

(To be abbreviated p.a.f.o): a new mental health disorder, when you're so blinded by your political ambition that said ambition becomes almost orgasmic. It may lead to TDS
Political ambition-fueled orgasm is not a reason to resist Donald Trump's ideas for reform
by Sexydimma November 23, 2024
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