creepin' oil

Creepin' oil- the remnants of the smell of your girls vagina left on you fingers.

Got your hand away from me! Your fingas smell like creepin' oil!! Smell like you been eating oysters!!!

by O2Princess May 23, 2023

Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”

by 2ofDiamonds June 19, 2023

Ariel's Oil Spill

When Ariel from The Little Mermaid gets wet and it's not cause of the ocean~

Damn, Did you see Ariel's Oil Spill when I went to see her last night, I just had to get some of that Fussy!

by Luna_spam June 27, 2023

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Nuln oil

Fuckin best drink to ever exist
Also a acrylic wash paint made by Citadel for Warhammer miniatures

Dude 1: I gave up painting this shit dude, im drinking the whole Nuln oil pot.

Dude 2: You're fucking stupid, don't do that shit.

by llmbobo June 3, 2024

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024