October 29

National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.

Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"

by Lord of the Coom October 25, 2020

31 october

31 october is also halloween so people born on 31 october are basically demons on earth. So 31 october is the day of demons, mean and sarcastic people

“You are so mean”
“Yeah it is because I am born on 31 october”

by LeeMina October 28, 2019

October 3

National grind day

October 3 is time to grind on them men laddies

by national day October 1, 2019

October 11

Kiss your girl day or kiss your mans day

On October 11th You go up to your bf or gf and just kiss them or someone you like or just anyone

by Skskskksks and i ooop moon October 10, 2019

October 22nd

October 22nd : National Nut Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*The day after October 22nd*
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"

by Dick Slayer 39000 October 14, 2019

october 23

the day the baddest bitches are born no cap.

yai: hey whens your birthday?

2ha: october 23, why?

yai: wow queen behaviour, that’s when all the baddest bitches are born!

by freshprincesssss October 15, 2019

October 22

National girls put a boys hair up day

On October 22

Girls can go and put boys hair in ponytails/braids

by Nationalday101 October 19, 2019