chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.

Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

quick chair

When sitting in a chair. The feeling is similar to as falling in or out of quick sand.

Did you fall into your quick chair?
me: yeah AHHHH! Whoa!

by homewreckerApplepie October 2, 2021

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

obama chair

Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...

"Nice chair frank"

"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"

"wut?"._.

by YABOIIBILLBURD April 20, 2018

spinny-chaired

It is another word for drunk.

Im feeling spinny-chaired

by KitZoom February 8, 2021