dutch kitesailing

mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again

"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."

by the matt stick January 24, 2009

Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Dutch Gravyboat

a buttcrack filled with liquid shit; the result of trusting the wrong fart

Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."

by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.

We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"

by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012

Dutch Echo

We someone farts and you immediately fart back.

When Steve farted, I was lucky enough to have a fart ready and was able to pull off a "Dutch Echo".

by bizfinty July 24, 2012

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022