When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
by That1guy555 January 11, 2024
Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
by Daddy Pumpkin October 22, 2015
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
by CapitanSeaman June 06, 2024
(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.
(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes
by S[hell]by November 13, 2018
Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.
by Hazeyxmetal February 06, 2019
A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018