Mud Jacket

When you're doing someone in the ass and you pull out and there's shit all over the condom.

Slutty girl- "Oooo baby, maybe later tonight you can do me in the bung hole and I can give you a mud jacket!"

Frat. boy- "Hell yeah!"

by Tony_Bennet January 11, 2011

Disco mud

The thick black, mud-like substance found late in the evening in most bars and discos that is the result of mixing cigarette ash, sweat, spilled drinks and various other dubious substances together and mixing it well with the feet of drunk students. Is one of the few substances known to man that can never be removed from clothing.

I got disco mud all over my jeans last night. Now I have to throw them out, otherwise people will know I was on my knees in the toilets.

by xerxys May 8, 2010

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.

I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.

by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019

mr. mud

When someone is new or doesn't compare to someone else. Or not as qualified

Chris :I'm excited to go to work at the garden Centre

Romeo colon : you're gonna be a mr. Mud coming in

by toym89 September 18, 2016

Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

mud dot

A slang word for an anus

I'd suck a fart out of her mud dot!

by jack simple May 3, 2016

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003