moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 22, 2017

miserablizing

verb-when someone is making your life miserable

You are miserablizing my life

by kakica November 19, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017

Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.

Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable

by HotRat December 7, 2017

moderninized

It is when you have a more modern word for “modernis(z)e”. Hence the word moderninize.

Also if you are stupid and don’t know the pronunciation of “modernized” you accidentally say this while having a smart conversation with someone even smarter. Like when looking at a painting in a museum.

This is like a cottage, but like, moderninized.

by MonaderninizedAVOCADOwithAIDS July 31, 2018

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018