MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020

milf

me in a couple of years.

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.

by milf102 February 13, 2022

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

Milf

Ava...
mmmm

MMm ava milf *smlsodhfouh*

by Nuts4milfs January 20, 2022

Milf

Mom in late 40’s

I want to f**k a milf

by anonymous February 27, 2021

Femboy MILF

A female presenting male who shows qualities or characteristics of a MILF.

“Damn your mom’s hot, but is she really a femboy milf, bro?”

by UselessCabbage June 29, 2024