Linty Landyn

A guy with a super linty mustxhae (moustache). He will cheat on you and think his stache will save the day.

“You think ur cars minted- shit’s just tinted, someone needs a roller ur moustache is linted” - said about a Linty Landyn

by lintyhater5551 November 24, 2024

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian

Dune London Are Likarian

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

the London Blues

1. A state of depression that becomes the norm after you've spent too much time in London

2. The feeling one might get when left behind or staying back in a city.

I really have to get out of here... I'm starting to get the London Blues

by Maxi Starr January 9, 2026

Moving to London

When a ugly chick thinks shes getting lucky

Im moving to London with this guy ;)

by hell0rzz June 14, 2011

lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

by hold on till may June 29, 2016

Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

by NotPexbo May 6, 2017