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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.
The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.
by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
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Back-load

When you put your drugs directly into the back of a syringe instead of filtering them.
No time to filter this meth, I'm just gonna back-load it.
by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024
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the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.
Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.
by Steadlur December 30, 2022
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