The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
Get the Nebraskan Bloated Loadmug. When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
Get the loaded secretmug. My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.
by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022
Get the Loadmug. by Jasminejones January 20, 2024
Get the Load the pipemug. A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Loadmug. The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
Get the load momentummug. To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.
by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024
Get the Secure-a-loadmug.