Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.

Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.

by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.

"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"

by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025

Loading...

When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days

friend: Anybody wanna go out?
Jacob: (Loading...)

by Jacob Loading process... October 21, 2022

Muzzle Load

When you boof drugs and then have them shoved up the anus further by way of butt sex

Yo bro, wanna go muzzle loading?

by Highply January 18, 2019

hood load

A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.

homeboy had the clip in the Blicky loaded with a full hood load.

by Betsyboop February 3, 2025

Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.

As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025