Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.

Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.

by Steadlur December 30, 2022

Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 24, 2022

Shot a load

When a man cums in a woman’s face

Wow you shot a load!

by Peepeepoopoostinkybum June 6, 2025