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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013
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The Last Unicorn

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)
"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."
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I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.
Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."
by StewieMiami May 6, 2011
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Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
by JMC70 February 14, 2018
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leaster

/lēst-ûr/
Playing a game where the point totals are reversed. You try to get the least amount of points instead of the most.
We are playing a leaster game of cribbage. I am slaughtering him with 40 points to his 80.
by FZ1Moto October 31, 2013
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Lastery

A Mastery in the DBZ CCG.
I will use my Lastery while entering coombat.
by Sundarsu February 18, 2003
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lastwurm

a magical beast that lays down the ownage wherever it goes.
omg, you just got wurmd
by boblo espanol March 12, 2003
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