fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

Fizz Jizz

When you pour McDonald’s sprite down her coochie.

Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 7, 2020

Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

Jizz Sack

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*

1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.

by nYmPhOgUrL April 3, 2010