When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor
dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.
by elijahking04 November 08, 2009
Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 08, 2010
by lango1945 May 12, 2016
when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023