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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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J baby

A person that likes to smoke 5-7 joints a day.
Damn, he smokes so many joints he is a real J baby.
by ShelbyAve October 21, 2023
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8a3y J

8a3y J is an active BaccWest rider🤠Ⓜ️ of the 83GC from Flatbush, Brooklyn NY. He’s Crossing out all Øwe’s NHC 4Øz-1ØØz👎🏾 nkapp bkashink with a passiønk ønk 3rd st. Die choo GDK fucc ya star🖕🏾🔯
That’s my L3fty 8a3y J, 🗣MXXXXV3!!! W3$$ CracCink 3
by FuccNHC January 5, 2023
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Dirty J

A common pejorative used by University of Florida students to describe Jennings Hall, a residence hall on campus. The name was dubbed after Jennings Hall became associated with mold, poor air quality, and filthy communal bathrooms.
Nick: I know someone who lives in Jennings Hall
Ally: Oh you mean Dirty J? I remember hearing horror stories from its residents last year. And its in such a distant of campus.
by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023
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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
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J. Crew

(n.) A group of white men.
j.crew
That J. Crew stormed the impeachment proceedings.
by Remmy Buxaplenty October 25, 2019
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j pierce

(J Pierce) noun: awesome, cool, kind; j pierce is amazing
2: Good, great; The friend in the group who waits with you when the rest keep walking; a good friend. 3:Crazy, absurd, fun, THE best; likes x-treme and normal sports like surfing skating, maybe football, hockey, or soccer.
Loves out doors; beach and shore break.
4: doesn't gudge; popular but really just likes making/ having friends; Loves their friends but is in many friend groups.
doesn't care much about self physical appearance; likes being goofy. Blonde/ dirty blonde hair, long or short brown hazily eyes. Handsome as f****
J Pierce is da bommb
by Pizzaboy808 November 16, 2020
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