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Ed

The name ed refers to the term of a guy chasing a girl who takes pride in torturing his mind with fake love leaving the guy upset with no option but to cry and pleasure himself countlessly till he develops erectile disfunction.

Later in life a Ed may start peeing and crapping his pants randomly due to the abuse.
Stop being a Ed your Willy will fall off
by Babyshowerblender July 5, 2024
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Ed

a father figure that has an obsession with anything pizza related, and also lots and lots of fortnite wins.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING OHMYGOD HOLY FUCK ITS Ed
by Wungus Bill December 11, 2018
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ed sheeran

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx

drinks lemon dettol

the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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ed man

A man that always use ed at the end of a word
Ed man is a man
by pseudonymmmmma February 14, 2021
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crossbrow-ed

When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2

>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022
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John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!
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