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Rona Week

14 days.
Man, I haven't seen Jim in a Rona week. Damn virus.
by Jonny Snowwe January 4, 2021
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Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.
Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.
Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!
by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021
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Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.
Ik heb echt zin in ark week!
by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”
by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020
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National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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