Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no

Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

by The wise Oracle May 03, 2011

The black whole theory

When two or more people have a conversation that doesn’t end even though they all have better things to do (sleep, study, etc.) and don’t have the time to converse for that long. The conversation is usually very interesting or complete nonsense but captivating nonetheless.

Hey Mel wake up wake up!!!!
Oh wait it’s true ur extremely tired and won’t wake up because based on the black whole theory u should’ve been sleeping yesterday but nooo, Miss talks too much.

by Haharon March 04, 2022

Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz January 28, 2011

multi-gender theory

A theory used by people going through a life crisis that feel the need to be “different” from everyone else so they feel “special”, but don’t be afraid to call them a sensitive liberal snowflake, cause they are literally the same thing.

Dude 1: Have you heard of the multi-gender theory it sounds cool

Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...

by jrunner03 August 12, 2018

The Albemarle County Theory

The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.

Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.

"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."

"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."

by jooincville April 09, 2009

Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g August 22, 2008

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

by PapoTruco00976 January 06, 2018