pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 21, 2018

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Minute skills

Impressive skills that don’t take that long to learn.

You got mad minute skills bro.

by Diehard212 September 20, 2021

in a minute

1. Implying something will happen in a short time.

2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.

1. I'll be on Penn North in a minute.

2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!

by johnson4 April 02, 2021

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

by micnat January 09, 2005

McMillion Minute

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.

Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.

McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”

by TastyRage December 25, 2019