We Will Not Shit on the Bed

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.

Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb

by zestytacolol June 11, 2016

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Bed frame prince

A guy who just sits up against the bed frame and gets a free ride without any work.

Are you sure he’s fun in bed? I heard he was a total bed frame prince.

by Chris Reyne April 6, 2022

Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011