grand thief

a thug who thinks there a trophy for the greatest thief....

im the grande theif of oil of olay...bow down and give'em a shave

by pro noun brown October 5, 2003

Gargandouche

When calling someone a "total douche bag" or a "giant douche" just doesn't seem to encompass the magnitude of "doucheness" portrayed by any certain individual, they then can be defined as a "gargandouche." Short for GARGANTUOUS DOUCHE BAG.

Did you see Jack's new myspace page? What a gargandouche.

by munkybuns March 5, 2009

grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009

gaandu

an insult that means you move like Gandi and you're gumby,
but youre a "dude" about it, via:
GAANDU
you're the man gaandu

if someone runs like theyre wearing gumboots whilst running, you laugh and say "you're the man gaandu "

by stevo November 28, 2004

galand

a nigger a black kid who sits at his white friends house and eats all their food. loves chicken wings and races jokes a true negro who smells funny. can't dance for shit. looks like a homosexual at night.

Hey look at that Galand lazy ass tryin to get a snack.

by arkbishop frances August 10, 2009

Grand Canyon

A term for when someone's butt crack seems to be hanging out. AKA- A plumber's crack.

Ohh man! Look at Kaity! She went to the Grand Canyon and she ain't ever comin' back!

by Chassi Anne May 24, 2010

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008