Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
Get the Upside Down Pony Polemug. by maya yuh June 4, 2021
Get the ponymug. Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015
Get the The Shetland Ponymug. by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016
Get the pony in a bushmug. After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.
Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.
by Funguy1971 September 14, 2017
Get the Corona ponymug. That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
by Meat missile February 22, 2024
Get the Cabbage Ponymug. Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.
by Hazeyxmetal February 6, 2019
Get the Pink Ponimug.