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Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
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Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.
Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???
by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023
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Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.
"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue
by nickname28 September 25, 2023
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Football Head

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Gay football

A gay version of American football. Typical referring to Rugby or flag football.
Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.
by Scotty doesn't know January 1, 2025
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football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete
Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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