American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.

Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.

by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011

Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues

Good we had a fanny football player on our team.

by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012

American Football

Americans speed running brain damage.

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."

by Denkire March 22, 2021