A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
Get the High school footballmug. Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Footballmug. by Kapix November 21, 2022
Get the Footballermug. Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.
by Scotty doesn't know January 1, 2025
Get the Gay footballmug. by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
Get the International Football Monthmug. The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019
Get the footballmug.