Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

Football Head

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.

Football Head

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022