Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

Fish Water

When you are so bad, not even dog water or rice water can express it

Omg I boxed that guy, he’s so frickin fish water

by cryo-kun April 25, 2021

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

fish stench

infected female genitalia that gives off a pungent fish-smelling odor

John: holy shit check out that one I'd tap that
Bob: yea she's hot but her fish stench is terrible
John: OMG I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE
Bob: I know it is effin nasty

by ~Baconboy_23 July 28, 2014