Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single

U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day

by Kirikou pti April 12, 2018

Ex-jected

When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex

Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

ex-cuck

The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.

"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."

by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021

ex-zaza-huasted

being eppy off the zaza

dont wake up jared he’s ex-zaza-huasted.

by @Pookiewookie<3 September 6, 2023

Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.

Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”

by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020

ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 13, 2018