MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

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Big Hot Carl Energy

Confident enough to not let anyone know youve filled your pants. You either did it, or you did'nt.

Shannon couldnt make it in time to the toilet, lucky shes got that Big Hot Carl Energy.

by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

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Scorpio energy

Horny and discreet af. At all times.

Your head is always in the gutter, such Scorpio energy.

by 11Somethingsomething11 April 15, 2022

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Bozo Energy Drink

When your friend, gives an unreasonable excuse.

me- Yeoooo Reggie lemme get some of that baconeggancheese my mans
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af

by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021

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