one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

red eyed girl

A girl who's always high when you see her

If you want some pot check with the red eyed girl around the corner she's always stocked up.

by Kush Mama Ciga November 4, 2018

EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025

Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look

someone dirt eyed me yesterday all day

by Honeyy_bear January 26, 2019

juke-eyed

cross eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed

by bojeng August 19, 2017

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016