Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022

Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.

It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.

by Limeylady February 4, 2010

dutch kitesailing

mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again

"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."

by the matt stick January 24, 2009

Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.

'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'

by OxfordBikeThief#1 February 16, 2012

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018