dutch kitesailing

mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again

"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."

by the matt stick January 24, 2009

Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022

Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.

We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"

by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012

Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.

'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'

by OxfordBikeThief#1 February 16, 2012

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011