why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Did he REALLY?

Did he have schizophrenia? REALLY?

Hym "Did he REALLY? Did he REALLY have schizophrenia? Or were you doing to him what you are doing to me? Obstructing his ability to make money. Sowing doubt. Surveilling. Harassing perpetually. Was it REAL or was it NOT REAL. I mean, that's kid of why you can't trust Christians on this topic, ya know? Because they struggle with that?"

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

You did the same thing

Just like how you mocked me for having my intellectual property stolen and then lied for years to cover for REE-Lon and it wasn't until recently that someone found out he was full of shit and he got his ass beat for it.

Hym "Right but you did the same thing to me. Soooo.... Whatever. He sucked. You also suck. I need to be paid for my property and have a 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Yes he did

Oh, yeah, no, you all absolutely need to be murder for what you're doing to me. The faster it happens, the happier I'm going to be about it.

Hym "Was he even vaguely aware of my thing? Then yes he did. You deserve to be murdered for what you are doing to me. You and your kids. Uuuuumm I could be free but I am not and you are directly responsible for it and all so you don't have to eat a little crow. I'm actively in pain right now. The faster and more frequently it happens the happier I'm going to be and I'm going to continue to want that until I am credited and paid. Like, you want me to suffer... So I am... And now you want you and your kids to not want to deserve to get murdered for it... And you do. Did he know about my thing and say nothing? Then yes he deserved to die, in my humble opinion."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese

"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

Men Breasts Did Not Contaminate Michigan Of Flint 《¤》

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Person 343: Men Breasts Did Not Contaminate Michigan Of Flint 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025