kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

hum-donger

The act of receiving a blow job.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me the best hum-donger ever last night!"

by MZshindig February 9, 2010

Hoobie-Danker

(pron. who-be dank-er)
-When the jeans you are wearing stick up a little and make it look like you have a mini wiener, usually for girls.

Ashley look at my hoobie-danker! that's why i hate wearing these jeans!

by heartbreaker96 January 28, 2010

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.

Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!

by The McDougaller March 4, 2011

Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.

"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"

by J-Kat October 13, 2011

loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013