clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit finger

The preferred finger used to rub the clitoris, either by the individual or a another person upon them.

Jesus! She came like a canal! That's the result of my well-practiced clit finger.

by Philsha August 9, 2016

clit busting

When you work a girl's clitoris so hard, she goes numb from the pleasure for a considerable amount of time.

"Dude, me and Olivia were at it so hard last night, I totally Clit busted her. She got so sensitive while clit busting, we had to stop for a bit until she calmed down. Shit was so cash."

by The1whoknocks February 11, 2014

clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

clit

crazy + lit= clit

Person 1: "Did you see that person's outfit?"
Person 2: "Yeah it was totes clit"

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.

“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”

by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025

Clit Stick

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clit Stick is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clit Stick! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018