Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.

Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!

by gsh0t July 1, 2010

chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;

hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008

Tuna chode

Nasty smelling chode penis.

Damn, That boy has a Tuna chode.
See chode.

by Lexilynn November 3, 2009

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008