Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018